Exploding Baby

I lost my tooth today. It was a baby tooth that had been sitting in my head for the past 20 years waiting in vain for an adult to arrive and push it out. The end was rather dramatic - the tooth literally exploded as I bit into my breakfast. This was punishment for taking a second bagel.

Belching My Responsibilities

American Idol has begun, which means it is time to resume my duties. Jack Bauer and Barack Obama cannot save the world by themselves.