John McCain at the Grammys

Every year I intend to watch the Grammys and every year I forget until it is almost two-thirds over. But God loves me anyway, for not two minutes after tuning in did Lang Lang appear. Heebie Jeebies Heebie Jeebies! I'm not sure who the boring black guy playing with him was and that orchestra was totally unnecessary. Nevertheless, Lang Lang's performance was definitely the highlight of the show, much of which did not make much sense. Why, for example, was John McCain there playing "Great Balls of Fire"? And who was the black guy wearing mascara sitting behind him? It definitely wasn't Barack.