Free Caffeine

It must have been a slow day at Starbucks, for the barista was in the process of throwing out a couple gallons of coffee as I walked in. I didn't want to wait 20 minutes for a new brew, all I wanted was my finger tips to tingle and that could be accomplished just as well with dirty old coffee sludge. So she gave me a cup of the gunk she was cleaning out of hot pot for free. Which should of made me happy, except it still bugged me that she did not fill it all the way to the top.

Noriega Deposed

Mitt Romney now Danny Noriega, the only contestant man enough to stand up to Simon. Not satisfied with his elimination from American Idol, the federal government has jailed Danny on charges of drug trafficking, racketeering, and money laundering. This is the world we live, where the masses are incapable of recognizing the exceptional. It's like the year of the rat is gnawing on my capacitor of hope. I expect to wake-up tomorrow and learn Gossip Girl has been canceled.