Noriega Deposed

Mitt Romney now Danny Noriega, the only contestant man enough to stand up to Simon. Not satisfied with his elimination from American Idol, the federal government has jailed Danny on charges of drug trafficking, racketeering, and money laundering. This is the world we live, where the masses are incapable of recognizing the exceptional. It's like the year of the rat is gnawing on my capacitor of hope. I expect to wake-up tomorrow and learn Gossip Girl has been canceled.

I Ain't No Obama Barack Girl

My best friend has fallen under his spell. We were suppose to go to the mall together, but when she drove by to pick me up I saw the "Obama 08" stickers plastered on her car. When I confronted her about it, she admitted "volunteering" for his "campaign". Submitting to his cult is more like it. We got in a big fight and she drove off in an indignant huff. But I can't give up on her, we've been best friends since catechism. There must be an intervention counselor specializing in deprogramming victims of the Obama movement.

If you don't believe me that it is becoming a national crises, then read recent columns by the likes of David Brooks, John Dickerson, Joe Klein, and Jake Tapper who have been using Hare Krishna, Charles Manson, and various other illusions to messianic cults in describing this perverted Obamaphillia. Then there is the website that informs you what Barack did for you today, which would be funny if the consequences of this year's election were not so gosh darn important. Truly frightening is this annunciation-isc picture of Michelle Obama that Jason Reed shot for Reuters

February Grind

Wow, what a lame time of the year. And to top it all off, the prettiest presidential candidate announces he is dropping out of the race. I can't wait till Oscar night when the world starts turning again.