Noriega Deposed

Mitt Romney now Danny Noriega, the only contestant man enough to stand up to Simon. Not satisfied with his elimination from American Idol, the federal government has jailed Danny on charges of drug trafficking, racketeering, and money laundering. This is the world we live, where the masses are incapable of recognizing the exceptional. It's like the year of the rat is gnawing on my capacitor of hope. I expect to wake-up tomorrow and learn Gossip Girl has been canceled.

Heebie Jeebie Fantasies

There are so many great talents in this year's crop of American Idol contestants. However, if there is one singer that stands out among the rest, it's gotta be Danny Noriega. He's Sanjaya with an attitude. After watching him strut his stuff last Tuesday, I haven't been able to stop dreaming of him, backed up by Lang Lang, while cutting my hair.

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